Because you know you're going to spit on your kid. Every mom does it. Every kid hates it.

What? You've never spit on your kid? Really? I bet your laundry is always put away and you use the reflection in your clean kitchen floor to just dust on a bit of blush, cause that's all you need. And you love your mother-in-law, and dirt exists only when camping. Right?

Get over it. Get MomSpit.

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